potatoandotherwise:

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

those are guitar strings

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questionabletendencies:

tyra banks’ vine is a work of art

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android18:

FUCKING HELL

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h0odrich:

aint nobody fucking wit my clique

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fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

vapidadolescentblues:

thepunkgeneration:

sfux:

This footage was filmed when the North Koreans had the chance to listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the first time ever.

damn north koreans are fucking sensitive 

They’re not allowed to listen to a lot of music so they would be fucking sensitive. Why don’t you be fucking sensitive.

no this fucking wasn’t this was when north koreans forced to mourn when kim jung il died

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tigerbeatexclusive:

what AM i doing

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